The Cave Lupercal

NEW SITE UP AND RUNNING!!!

2006-02-27T17:12:00.000+11:00

FINALY!!!!
NEW SITE!!!
www.freewebs.com/fiesta-online
Go there, it beats this one 99999999999999999 to 1

FRom matt

Today.......again

2006-02-21T15:34:00.000+11:00

This is a post to let you know im still alive even though i havnt posted in ages, i will soon, im working on making a new webpagfe wich will be at a new adress, so jsut hold on!!!!

From matt

This day that is now

2006-02-08T21:23:00.000+11:00

This is a page with writting on it, how fun!!
I cant think of anything to write because of the time that it is...
tomorow ill write up my biography thingy .
Dum dee doo daa deee

Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored

No, realy i am...

I dont like places where you cant hide...

From Matt

LOOK!! A ROOF!!

2006-02-01T20:24:00.000+11:00

I have finaly got around to writing something in here.

dum dee dum....

I realy cant think of anything to wirte..hmnm

happy birthday ashleigh

cant think arrgh!

walk into a large crowd and look at the sky and say quietly "woah look at that" then run away.

I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMOROW!!!

from mattt

WANDA THE FISH!!

2006-01-17T22:32:00.000+11:00

On out other computer theres a thing called wanda the fish, it says some pretty odd things, heres about 5% of the stuff it says

Wanda Saying

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

Excellent day to have a rotten day.

Break into jail and claim police brutality.

A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less

than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Chicken Little was right.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a

thing he tells you.

You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep

Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.

You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially

if they are dead.

Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't

have a lucky day this year.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

Beware of Bigfoot!

Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.

Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Stay away from flying saucers today.

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

Are you sure the back door is locked?

Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.

Slow day. Practice crawling.

You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.

You're at the end of the road again.

Bridge ahead. Pay troll.

You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.

Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.

Make a wish, it might come true.

Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.

You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.

Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.

Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.

You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.

If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.

You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your

brakes are defective.

Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard

this message.

What happened last night can happen again.

If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!

You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.

Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.

Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.

If you can read this, you're too close.

You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."

Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

You will have a long and boring life.

Your lucky color has faded.

Excellent time to become a missing person.

Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.

Your step will soil many countries.

You will contract a rare disease.

You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!

You are standing on my toes.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.

Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.

You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.

This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.

Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.

Avoid reality at all costs.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.

You have many friends and very few living enemies.

Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.

Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.

A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.

You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.

Today is the last day of your life so far.

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

f you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.

There is a fly on your nose.

You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.

How do you play religious roulette?? - You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.

Communicate! It can't make things any worse.

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon...Buy the negatives at any price.

You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.

You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.

Today is what happened to yesterday.

Your aim is high and to the right.

Beware of low-flying butterflies.

You will pass away very quickly.

You are confused; but this is your normal state.

Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't

really worth having.

You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.

Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.

You too can wear a nose mitten.

Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.

You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.

Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to

a new town.

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,

so I woke up from sheer boredom.

ENJOY!! I wont be around for a week though, (goin to mt. gambier :p)

FROM MATT!

MONKEYS ARE THE GODS

2006-01-17T00:07:00.000+11:00

That heading is soo true!
Im a mokey :p

Anyway!! Hope at least someone liked that pasta sauce, dont have anything to wirte,
nice relaxed day today. Went for a walk with Ash, yes walk...*cough cough*
Nah it was great as usual ;p

Find a person (make sure its in person) and try to convert them to your home made religon, make it interesting make sure it involves paper and plenty of pointless information, but halfway through explaining sudenly yell HORSE!!! and run away. make sure you have someone to watch their reaction because its often priceless. hehe im so evil...

Enjoy it, its worth it

is it just me, or have i turned into a person that seems soo carefree and happy that all i need to do to cheer people up is talk to them?! because it seems a lot like it. its not a bad thing, its actualy a good thing, i just need a little feed back.
(ive helped people from australia, china, japan, germany, america, russia and england, just to let you know! Mostly through e-mail and MSN haha)

FROM
MATTHEW
JAMES
DRYSDALE

frogs...

2006-01-13T00:08:00.000+11:00

for your information that heading was 100% pointless, it has no relavence..
with that aside.

i made the nicest pasta sauce ive ever eaten today, heres the recipe , remember its a stir through sauce, it goes for 1 min in microwave on high

-salsa to taste, 3/4 cup is enough for 1 person, maybe a little less
-1 teaspoon tomato sauce
-pinch of rock salt
-2 grains black pepepr
-pinch white sugar
-2-3 teaspoons finely grated parmesan cheese
-pinch dried parsley
-for extra spicy taste add chilli sauce to taste

i hope everyone enjoyed my last thing to do with the poking, im going to do another one

Choose 1 person of the oposite gender who you are friends with.

next time you see them, clap 5 times,
then tell them that you are realy a frog,
next tell them you like their ears.
next try not to blink while you are talking to them

:P enjoy, hehe

then poke them, be creative teeheehee

happy clapping, frogging, ear looking, not blinking and poking :P

HAHA ENJOY!!
FROM Matthew

LAAA DEE DAA WOOOOOOOOOOOO

2006-01-10T21:33:00.000+11:00

Well thats a big title.....

anyway, i have posted in ages because ive been so busy lately, i dont have much to write about other than we are going to mt. gambier next week or something but i have no ideawhen we are actualy going so dont ask.

i cant even think of something completely pointless to write,

heres something,
find everyone special to you and poke them wherever you like in whatever way you want (be creative ;P) 3 times.
now thats ponitless! (and fun ;))

ENJOY READING AND POKING!!
FROM MATT

2006-01-06T23:03:00.000+11:00

I GOT A HAIR CUT TRIM NEATEN THINGY!! it looks so much better now... anyway, missing a puppy heaps as always, hope to see her soon...im getting my monkey back on monday...im going to seleeeeep now. bye

fomr matt (sheleeeep)

12 days of chrismas

2005-12-28T21:48:00.000+11:00

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

A Partridge in a Pear Tree
The partridge in a pear tree is Jesus the Christ, the Son of God, whose birthday we celebrate on December 25, the first day of Christmas. In the song, Christ is symbolically presented as a mother partridge that feigns injury to decoy predators from her helpless nestlings, recalling the expression of Christ's sadness over the fate of Jerusalem: "Jerusalem! Jerusalem! How often would I have sheltered you under my wings, as a hen does her chicks, but you would not have it so . . . ." (Luke 13:34)

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Two Turtle Doves
The Old and New Testaments, which together bear witness to God's self-revelation in history and the creation of a people to tell the Story of God to the world.

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Three French Hens
The Three Theological Virtues: 1) Faith, 2) Hope, and 3) Love (1 Corinthians 13:13)

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Four Calling Birds
The Four Gospels: 1) Matthew, 2) Mark, 3) Luke, and 4) John, which proclaim the Good News of God's reconciliation of the world to Himself in Jesus Christ.

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Five Gold Rings
The first Five Books of the Old Testament, known as the Torah or the Pentateuch: 1) Genesis, 2) Exodus, 3) Leviticus, 4) Numbers, and 5) Deuteronomy, which gives the history of humanity's sinful failure and God's response of grace in the creation of a people to be a light to the world.

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Six Geese A-laying
The six days of creation that confesses God as Creator and Sustainer of the world (Genesis 1).

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Seven Swans A-swimming
The seven gifts of the Holy Spirit: 1) prophecy, 2) ministry, 3) teaching, 4) exhortation, 5) giving, 6) leading, and 7) compassion (Romans 12:6-8; cf. 1 Corinthians 12:8-11)

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eight Maids A-milking
The eight Beatitudes: 1) Blessed are the poor in spirit, 2) those who mourn, 3) the meek, 4) those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, 5) the merciful, 6) the pure in heart, 7) the peacemakers, 8) those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake. (Matthew 5:3-10)

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Nine Ladies Dancing
The nine Fruit of the Holy Spirit: 1) love, 2) joy, 3) peace, 4) patience, 5) kindness,
6) generosity, 7) faithfulness, 8) gentleness, and 9) self-control. (Galatians 5:22)

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ten Lords A-leaping
The ten commandments: 1) You shall have no other gods before me; 2) Do not make an idol; 3) Do not take God's name in vain; 4) Remember the Sabbath Day; 5) Honor your father and mother; 6) Do not murder; 7) Do not commit adultery; 8) Do not steal; 9) Do not bear false witness; 10) Do not covet. (Exodus 20:1-17)

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eleven Pipers Piping
The eleven Faithful Apostles: 1) Simon Peter, 2) Andrew, 3) James, 4) John, 5) Philip, 6) Bartholomew, 7) Matthew, 8) Thomas, 9) James bar Alphaeus, 10) Simon the Zealot, 11) Judas bar James. (Luke 6:14-16). The list does not include the twelfth disciple, Judas Iscariot who betrayed Jesus to the religious leaders and the Romans.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve Drummers Drumming
The twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed: 1) I believe in God, the Father almighty, creator of heaven and earth. 2) I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord. 3) He was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit and born of the virgin Mary. 4) He suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into hell [the grave]. 5) On the third day he rose again. He ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of the Father. 6) He will come again to judge the living and the dead. 7) I believe in the Holy Spirit, 8) the holy catholic Church, 9) the communion of saints, 10) the forgiveness of sins, 11) the resurrection of the body, 12) and life everlasting.

Hope that sheds some light on a confusing song!

FROM MATT

LIFE

2005-12-27T12:49:00.000+11:00

I wake up, i get dressed, i eat, i read, i eat some more, i write this, i sleep, i sleep, i sleep, i sleep, i sleep, i sleep.... and thats about it, and then i go to melbourne realy often too, it gets a bit anoying but its something i live with.

I hope all my "readers" are well, i thought about doing a 12 days of christmas thing, put a picture up every day, but im too lazy so im not..

Im pretty sure that list is all good, so if you are missing just say so and ill fix it, for people who have no idea what im saying look at the post below this one

From matt

MERRY CHRISTMAS

2005-12-25T22:27:00.000+11:00

UNLESS!!! unless you dont celebrate christmas, your the smart ones let me tell you!

Christmas is just the same thing, year after year, i wish for once we could just skip christmas, i mean, why are we making a part of a belief that not every takes part in such a big part of the year, what happend to giving for the sake of giving and not giving because we feel we have to because someone else gave you a gift, i only give gifts to people i want to give gifts, not to people who expect gifts, so only 1 or 2 people get things from me every year. personly i think birthdays should be bigger

Any way, on a slightly happier

note, i wish the folowing

poeple a very merry christmas,

most of them dont even

know this page exists hehe,

here it goes!!

AARON
AARON
ADAM
ADAM
ALAN
AMANDA
AMMY
ANYONE WHO EVER HATED ME
ANYONE WHO LIVES ON LITTLE ST.
ASHLEIGH (LOVE YOU)
BEN
BRYN
CALLUM
C.C. CHRIS
COURTENY
DAD
EMILY EMMA
EVA
FRANK
GRANDMA
GRANDPA
HANNAH
HAYLEE
JAQUIE
JESS JESS
JODIE
JOE
JORDAN
JORDAN JORDAN
JOYANNE JUSTIN KERRY
KEVIN
K.T. KYE
LEWIS
LEE LINDA
LUCY
MADDIE
MARK
MARTIN
MATTHEW
MATTHEW MICH
MOP
MUM
MY MONKEY
NAKO
NATHAN
NICK
NICOLE
OMA
OTMA
PHIL
REECE
ROGER ROSE ROXY
RUSS
SAM
SAMANTHA
SARAH
SHAUN
SIMONE
SNOWBALL SONIA STEPH
STEPH STEVEN
SUSAN
TAM
THE ROCK
TIM TOD
TROY
WHITENY
WILLIAM
YUFEI

and thats about all...
if i missed you leave a comment or a thing in the chat box, and ill add you, enjoy life, cya all, if theres 2 names the same there are more people than you with the same name ;)

WOOHOO

2005-12-22T13:21:00.000+11:00

BEST FEW DAYS EVER!! YAYEE

Anyway, had a good time and decided
never to be a baby-sitter when
they start crying, they dont stop...ever

And im aparently looking "hot" at the moment wich is a first, no one has ever said that before, so now i feel special!

As i should i guess, anyway, i found the cd i was looking for, and im listening to it.

FROM MATT

MONKEY

2005-12-21T12:06:00.001+11:00

I GOT A MONKEY!!
THANK YOUUUUUUU ASHAA LOVE U!!!

Anyway, i have sore feet..... poor fairy in the last story...

its all good, live well

from matt

2005-12-20T18:56:00.000+11:00

Once upon a time there was a happy little fairy, but this fairy oneday got into a little bit of trouble with the mafia and ended up being killed and turned into a pair on nice warm mocasins for the godfather to wear.

ANYWAY, in happier news i had a fairly good day, stuff it, it was a good day, kinda, had better, itl do. came backfrom melb, made this web page ate a bit of food then went for a walk with a friend and got coverd in dry grass and grass seeds and all kinds of grass, its still in my shoes.

AAAAAND then i came home and ate ravioloi for dinner and dropped pine nuts in every1 elses drinks, they floated. like most things, i float, except for when i dont. but thats the story of my day so far, we were gonna watch king-kong (the old one from 1936) but we couldnt be stuffed so we didnt.

Now send this to 10 people in 10 minutes and i will track your computer using $10,000.00 hacking softwere and use it to gain your adress and send you $100, but if you dont ill tip off the police that you are planing to smuggle ecstasy into singapore, so send it or else!

Enjoy, from matt

...sleep, i like sleep hes my best friend, now comment, because I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ILL GET YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, only if you dont i have greek mafia links, so watch your back, but dont break your neck trying,

heres the end (folow the arrows)

V END <<<<<<

V ^

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>V ^

V ^

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^

It has begun...

2005-12-20T18:54:00.000+11:00

BOO!

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Hello Everyone

2005-12-20T15:31:00.000+11:00

Well, ti is my page, hope you like it, it was as easy to make as you think, mostly because i had no idea what i was doing....hehe